The Goods Times - Local Calendar
For Davis Square, Somerville, and Cambridge
Wednesday - December 17, 2025
7:00 pm
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10:00 pm
Somerville Chanukah Party
Join the Boston Festival of New Jewish Music and all of your friends to dance the night away and celebrate Chanukah (Hanukkah, Janucá, Khanike…) the best way we know how: with music, dancing, and joy.
7:00 pm – 10:00 pm
The Somerville Armory
$36 GA, $10 for students
Join the Boston Festival of New Jewish Music and all of your friends to dance the night away and celebrate Chanukah (Hanukkah, Janucá, Khanike…) the best way we know how: with music, dancing, and joy.
Thursday - December 18, 2025
8:00 pm
The Slutcracker
The Slutcracker is a burlesque, satirical version of the 1892 ballet The Nutcracker that is the creation of Lipstick Criminals troupe director Vanessa White
8:00 pm
The Somerville Theater
$50
The Slutcracker is a burlesque, satirical version of the 1892 ballet The Nutcracker that is the creation of Lipstick Criminals troupe director Vanessa White
Friday - December 19, 2025
6:30 pm
90’s Themed Christmas Cookie Decorating Workshop
(sales end on 12/16) (ticket includes 5 cookies, 3 icing bags, box to take your creations home, refreshments (including hot cocoa bar) & a goodie bag to take home)
6:30 pm
440 Harvard St, Brookline MA 02446
$55
(sales end on 12/16) (ticket includes 5 cookies, 3 icing bags, box to take your creations home, refreshments (including hot cocoa bar) & a goodie bag to take home)
8:00 pm
The Slutcracker
The Slutcracker is a burlesque, satirical version of the 1892 ballet The Nutcracker that is the creation of Lipstick Criminals troupe director Vanessa White
8:00 pm
The Somerville Theater
$50
The Slutcracker is a burlesque, satirical version of the 1892 ballet The Nutcracker that is the creation of Lipstick Criminals troupe director Vanessa White
8:30 pm
and
10:00 pm
Smile High Club
Boston’s 420-Friendly Comedy Club. (Need to register as a member through http://www.diasporaexp.com/ to buy tickets)
8:30 pm and 10:00 pm
Harvard Square, 33 Church Street
$25 for 1 – $40 for 2
Boston’s 420-Friendly Comedy Club. (Need to register as a member through http://www.diasporaexp.com/ to buy tickets)
7:00 pm
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9:00 pm
Psychedelic Soundbath
Immerse yourself in an evening of deep restoration and inner journeying through sound, vibration, and consciousness.
7:00 pm – 9:00 pm
The House of Modern Renaissance 115 College Ave, Somerville, MA
$33
Immerse yourself in an evening of deep restoration and inner journeying through sound, vibration, and consciousness.
Saturday - December 20, 2025
9:30 pm
Smile High Club
Boston’s 420-Friendly Comedy Club. (Need to register as a member through http://www.diasporaexp.com/ to buy tickets)
9:30 pm
Harvard Square, 33 Church Street
$25 for 1 – $40 for 2
Boston’s 420-Friendly Comedy Club. (Need to register as a member through http://www.diasporaexp.com/ to buy tickets)
9:30 am
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1:30 pm
Somerville Winter Farmers Market
The Center for the Arts at the Armory is proud to offer a weekly winter market with 71+ local food vendors with the best locally grown and regionally produced foods, including fresh produce, cheese, eggs, meats, fish, breads, tamales, pastries, chocolate, skincare products, and more.
9:30 am – 1:30 pm
Arts at the Armory, 191 Highland Ave, Somerville, MA 02143
FREE
The Center for the Arts at the Armory is proud to offer a weekly winter market with 71+ local food vendors with the best locally grown and regionally produced foods, including fresh produce, cheese, eggs, meats, fish, breads, tamales, pastries, chocolate, skincare products, and more.
8:00 pm
The Slutcracker
The Slutcracker is a burlesque, satirical version of the 1892 ballet The Nutcracker that is the creation of Lipstick Criminals troupe director Vanessa White
8:00 pm
The Somerville Theater
$50
The Slutcracker is a burlesque, satirical version of the 1892 ballet The Nutcracker that is the creation of Lipstick Criminals troupe director Vanessa White
9:30 am
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4:00 pm
Sostice Celebration
This immersive retreat weaves together ritual, Kundalini yoga, sound healing, meditation, and heartfelt community to help you release the old year and call in what you truly want for the next.
9:30 pm – 4:00 pm
The House of Modern Renaissance 115 College Ave, Somerville, MA
$88
This immersive retreat weaves together ritual, Kundalini yoga, sound healing, meditation, and heartfelt community to help you release the old year and call in what you truly want for the next.
Sunday - December 21, 2025
4:00 pm
The Slutcracker
The Slutcracker is a burlesque, satirical version of the 1892 ballet The Nutcracker that is the creation of Lipstick Criminals troupe director Vanessa White
4:00 pm
The Somerville Theater
$50
The Slutcracker is a burlesque, satirical version of the 1892 ballet The Nutcracker that is the creation of Lipstick Criminals troupe director Vanessa White
Monday - December 22, 2025
8:00 pm
The Slutcracker
The Slutcracker is a burlesque, satirical version of the 1892 ballet The Nutcracker that is the creation of Lipstick Criminals troupe director Vanessa White
8:00 pm
The Somerville Theater
$50
The Slutcracker is a burlesque, satirical version of the 1892 ballet The Nutcracker that is the creation of Lipstick Criminals troupe director Vanessa White
Tuesday - December 23, 2025
7:00 pm
and 10:00 pm
My 20's in the City: Cambridge - Dinner with Strangers
In a new location every session, 20 something residents of Boston and surrounding cities can sign up to participate in a surprise dinner with strangers their age looking to make friends.
7:00 pm and 10:00 pm
New location each session, it will be provided after you purchase your ticket
$24
In a new location every session, 20 something residents of Boston and surrounding cities can sign up to participate in a surprise dinner with strangers their age looking to make friends.
Friday - December 26, 2025
8:00 pm
The Slutcracker
The Slutcracker is a burlesque, satirical version of the 1892 ballet The Nutcracker that is the creation of Lipstick Criminals troupe director Vanessa White
8:00 pm
The Somerville Theater
$50
The Slutcracker is a burlesque, satirical version of the 1892 ballet The Nutcracker that is the creation of Lipstick Criminals troupe director Vanessa White
Saturday - December 27, 2025
8:00 pm
The Slutcracker
The Slutcracker is a burlesque, satirical version of the 1892 ballet The Nutcracker that is the creation of Lipstick Criminals troupe director Vanessa White
8:00 pm
The Somerville Theater
$50
The Slutcracker is a burlesque, satirical version of the 1892 ballet The Nutcracker that is the creation of Lipstick Criminals troupe director Vanessa White
Sunday - December 28, 2025
4:00 pm
The Slutcracker
The Slutcracker is a burlesque, satirical version of the 1892 ballet The Nutcracker that is the creation of Lipstick Criminals troupe director Vanessa White
4:00 pm
The Somerville Theater
$50
The Slutcracker is a burlesque, satirical version of the 1892 ballet The Nutcracker that is the creation of Lipstick Criminals troupe director Vanessa White
Wednesday - December 31, 2025
5:00 pm
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6:15 pm
New Years Eve Candlelit Meditation
Ring in the new year with a candlelit meditation and short teaching with Gen Khedrub on how to access more peace and kindness.
5:00 pm – 6:15 pm
Kadampa Meditation Center Boston, 2298 Massachusetts Ave Cambridge
$20
Ring in the new year with a candlelit meditation and short teaching with Gen Khedrub on how to access more peace and kindness.
Friday - January 2, 2026
8:00 pm
The Slutcracker
The Slutcracker is a burlesque, satirical version of the 1892 ballet The Nutcracker that is the creation of Lipstick Criminals troupe director Vanessa White
8:00 pm
The Somerville Theater
$50
The Slutcracker is a burlesque, satirical version of the 1892 ballet The Nutcracker that is the creation of Lipstick Criminals troupe director Vanessa White
Saturday - January 3, 2026
9:30 am
-
1:30 pm
Somerville Winter Farmers Market
The Center for the Arts at the Armory is proud to offer a weekly winter market with 71+ local food vendors with the best locally grown and regionally produced foods, including fresh produce, cheese, eggs, meats, fish, breads, tamales, pastries, chocolate, skincare products, and more.
9:30 am – 1:30 pm
Arts at the Armory, 191 Highland Ave, Somerville, MA 02143
FREE
The Center for the Arts at the Armory is proud to offer a weekly winter market with 71+ local food vendors with the best locally grown and regionally produced foods, including fresh produce, cheese, eggs, meats, fish, breads, tamales, pastries, chocolate, skincare products, and more.